
Dinner again? I guess it’s always lurking at the end of the day but it doesn’t help when you get home after 8pm from work & a piano lesson with a craving for pizza. I really, really feel like that gooey, delicious, cheesy, pepperoni delight but I knew that I should not as I ate out for lunch today (mmm, katsu curry ga daisuki desu!). Worse yet, I didn’t take any meat out of the icebox for a main so I’m stuck with whatever is in the fridge & pantry. There's always eggs and there's that buttermilk I bought so pancakes? There's even bacon I cooked yesterday. No, I really want pizza damn it. Hmmm, well, there IS some old marinara from last week but the question is, is it still good? Sight test: pass! Smell test: pass! Taste test: pass! Marinara is a go. Good thing the focaccia I baked last weekend is still kicking around the fridge too and some salami from Oyama. Things are looking up but wait, there’s a snag. The only cheese I have is Brie.

Will it work, who knows but it’ll have to do. What else is there in here?

Mushrooms, peppers, spinach, an onion, eggs and the aforementioned bacon. These would all join the focaccia pizza party quite nicely but you know, I think I’ll go for another spinach salad tonight but this time I’ll remember the bacon and make the dressing separately.
First off, an egg goes into a pan of warm water so it can come closer to room temp before being hard-boiled. What's the deal with room temp? Things cook more evenly because the inside doesn't have as far to go on the temperature dial and will make a nicer hard-boiled egg. On to assembling a simple open-faced Brie pizza sandwich.
Focaccia gets sliced in half and then I'll slice a little of the center out to make a bit of a reservoir and liberally apply my sauce.

I love hollowing the bread a little because it holds stuff in and makes for a tidier pans at the end of cooking, plus it gives you a nice little bready snack to hold off your hunger pangs. Something I am very glad for at this point. Slap on the meat and some Brie slices and we’re ready to hit the oven, toaster oven that is.

Set to the magic temp of 350 and close the door. When you aren’t sure what you should cook at, I find 350 is your best bet which is why I call it the magic temp. While that’s toasting away, we can move to the salad. Oh, right, the egg, we gotta get that start that up to a boil. After it reaches the boil I'll just turn it off and let it sit there till I'm ready for it. I find this an easy way to hard boil eggs without getting that nasty grey around the yolk, using timers or getting gross sulphur smells (Yes, I am aware that the spelling of sulphur was officially accepted as sulfur, but I say PHI! It’ll always be a ph in my heart).
The dressing today is a little different, well do it a little more complex. First take a clove of garlic and finely grate your allium on a rasp grater. My girlfriend doesn’t care for my use of raw garlic in salad dressings but I love it.

Don’t think grater like a cheese grater, use a rasp grater (aka microplane). They’re fantastic and only cost about $12. Makes quick work of lemon zest, nutmeg, hard cheeses in addition to garlic and ginger. If you don't have one, just mince or crush the garlic, it's not a big deal. Anyways, the garlic's in there, add some salt, pepper and then olive oil??

For some reason I added the olive oil before the vinegar, I really should know better but well, I wasn't thinking and it happened. Not the end of the world though. Why does it matter? We all know oil and water don’t like each other right. They’re like Dr. Evil and Austin Powers, they won’t work together until a uniting bond (Michael Caine) brings them together under some kind of force. The most common bond in any salad dressing is our good friend, mustard.

The salad trio
In goes vinegar, about a third of the amount of olive oil and then a dollop of my favourite mustard (hellooooooooo Dijon).

Time to give it a beating it won't soon forget, since it's basically just everything mixed together it might take a bit of cajoling. Normally, it’s much easier to do one of two things, either make in a sealable jar so you can shake it like a mixed drink (easiest) or slowly whisk the oil into the mustard & vinegar (better). What makes it better? Slowly whisking in the oil breaks it into small bubbles of oil forming a proper emulsion, the mustard then acts like a bodyguard between the oil droplets helping to hold the emulsion. In other words, it stops the two from gathering back up into seperate phases. I might have my oil and vinegar switched in the analogy but it still works. Anyways, bottom line: The slow addition + whisking produces a smoother and more stable dressing. There, now I've got a bowl of dressing made from garlic, salt, pepper, vinegar and oil. Lovely isn't it?

Time to give it it a taste. Phew! A little overpoweringly on the vinegar/mustard side of things for me, time to invite a balancing act. Reach out and grab some honey, just drizzle in a little bit and it'll take off the sharp mustard and vinegar edge.

A dressing should be strong since it’ll be diluted by a bunch of leaves but still be a balance of flavours, not too sour, not too sweet and not too salty. Finally, back to the toaster!

Excellent, the cheese on the focaccia pizza is melted and the egg’s been sitting long enough in it's water to hard boil. Time to take our veggies to the gallows.
Onion chop!

Mushroom chop!

Pepper chop!

Bacon chop!

Egg chop!

Ki-ya! We’ve got ourselves a spinach salad with a honey mustard dressing.

I don’t feel like being fancy, I’m eating it out of the salad bowl. Now we can take our focaccia pizza sandwich out of the oven and plate it up.

The looks amazing! Okay, it doesn’t look that great, it looks, well... boring! Time to fix that with two quick slices with a knife. *slice slice*

There, doesn’t that look better? Yeah, I know you wish you could have some too but sorry, it's all for me. You'll have to make your own dinner.
The verdict? Well, it stopped me from eating out which is good and the salad was great but the sandwich, while pretty tasty, didn’t really live up to my pizza dreams. If only I had some mozzarella on hand, it would have been perfect. I guess I just need to learn that some substitutions work wonderfully while others are better replaced with a quick trip to the corner grocery store. Still, there’s a lot you can do with random the things stashed in the chill chest and pantry, even those back shelf forlorn and forgotten items of yester-week may still bear fruit.
I hope you enjoyed another dinner time adventure through my gastronomic thought process. It's been tasty!
- Alex